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October 3, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now,  an entry from "Donald" ...a little something he submitted to Bulletin Board at the Pioneer Press.

"A Swede in Wisconsin, named Ole,  got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.  The trooper started to lecture Ole about his speeding_and in general began to throw his weight around,  to try to make Ole uncomfortalbe.

"Finally,  the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.  As he was doing that,  he kept swatting at some flies that were bu...
October 3, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now,  an entry from "Donald" ...a little something he submitted to Bulletin Board at the Pioneer Press.

"A Swede in Wisconsin, named Ole,  got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.  The trooper started to lecture Ole about his speeding_and in general began to throw his weight around,  to try to make Ole uncomfortalbe.

"Finally,  the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.  As he was doing that,  he kept swatting at some flies that were bu...
August 24, 2007 by Trudygolightly
Has the Universe ever bopped you on the head,  trying to get your attention?  You know what I mean,  the kind of message you keep getting until ya pay attention?

Tuesday I bought a beautiful Subway "Ultimate chicken and bacon ranch" sandwich.  The FIRST clue I got that I shouldn't be eating so much was when the chickie ringing up the tab tried to turn a $8.39 tab ( plus 6.5 cents tax) into $10.40!  THEN she agreed it didn't sound right and tried to charge me for "doub...
August 24, 2007 by Trudygolightly
Has the Universe ever bopped you on the head,  trying to get your attention?  You know what I mean,  the kind of message you keep getting until ya pay attention?

Tuesday I bought a beautiful Subway "Ultimate chicken and bacon ranch" sandwich.  The FIRST clue I got that I shouldn't be eating so much was when the chickie ringing up the tab tried to turn a $8.39 tab ( plus 6.5 cents tax) into $10.40!  THEN she agreed it didn't sound right and tried to charge me for "doub...
August 22, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now from the Pioneer Press Bulletin Board;

"Peggy of South St. Paul:  "I reminded my oldest daughter that she will be attending school patrol training late in August.  My youngest daughter misunderstood the conversation and wanted to know why her sister was going to troll training.

"Now we're all picturing stooped creatures with lumpy noses and long,  scraggly hair,  wearing orange safety vests and saying in gruff voices:  'Who's that trip-trapping across ...
August 22, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now from the Pioneer Press Bulletin Board;

"Peggy of South St. Paul:  "I reminded my oldest daughter that she will be attending school patrol training late in August.  My youngest daughter misunderstood the conversation and wanted to know why her sister was going to troll training.

"Now we're all picturing stooped creatures with lumpy noses and long,  scraggly hair,  wearing orange safety vests and saying in gruff voices:  'Who's that trip-trapping across ...
August 22, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now the latest news out of Oakdale, MN.

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press,   a 66 year old woman called the cops about strange and suspicious "goings on" at her home.

She lives at the 600 block of Heron Avenue North and says that when she got home she found a plastic bag, ( from Cub Foods) on the steps to the front of her house. 

It had hair in it!

I imagine someone has it in for her!   Sounds like a "Gaslight" happening!
August 22, 2007 by Trudygolightly
And now the latest news out of Oakdale, MN.

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press,   a 66 year old woman called the cops about strange and suspicious "goings on" at her home.

She lives at the 600 block of Heron Avenue North and says that when she got home she found a plastic bag, ( from Cub Foods) on the steps to the front of her house. 

It had hair in it!

I imagine someone has it in for her!   Sounds like a "Gaslight" happening!
July 30, 2007 by Trudygolightly
                                           About Wisconsin...

   1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to...
July 30, 2007 by Trudygolightly
                                           About Wisconsin...

   1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to...